The Black Shield
God: The Sovereign Host
Sexy Times: Straight, recently dumped by Lyra and bitter about it
Young, naive, and extremely proud of his homeland Breland. He is convinced that Breland can do no wrong, and will argue ceaselessly about it.
Skip’s been drinking, and he’s kind of making an ass of himself. He’s not taking being dumped by Lyra well. His theory is that it was caused by her suddenly going from bisexual to lesbian. He couldn’t be more wrong- she dumped him because of his narrow political views, and his insistence on the two of them settling down and cranking out children.